Oh no he “didn’t”!

Some of us newer simple minded iPhone4 owners I suppose would fit into the generalization of “cheese eating surrender monkeys” who obviously pretend to express individuality and purely want a phone to make a fashion statement. However, there a handful of  “cheese eating surrender monkeys” that don’t give a rats ass about apps other than texting and Youtube which my phone does just fine considering the fact that my last Samsung piece of crap allowed texting with one finger and damn sure didn’t get Youtube. Next time I will be sure to call the Fashion Police and an IT Guru to approve my choice of a simple friggin’ phone.  I made the choice to get what I did, not Apple. I could care less if the little old lady next door had the same phone as I do..it is a phone, paid a good price and it suits my simple “cheese eating surrender monkey” needs. Now, if  it only spit out a chunk of well aged Swiss I would be more than ecstatic!