OMG…WTF…KMA and add to that any other foul curse words you can think of.
Cyber Monday, it is 0331 and I have been searching for a handbag that I have wanted for awhile and low and behold I find it at QVC!
She is beautiful..Dooney and Bourke Florentine Leather Medium Russel Bag. Ahhh..the sheer smell of the leather gets me, well you know. And then I scroll to see the price..$368.00!!
Holy Shit! This is half of my mortgage payment. What in the hell am I thinking?
A small fortune to have a purse that will eventually carry the “kitchen sink” itself, get slung across to the passenger seat up front in my Expedition, put on the nasty floor at a restaurant, perched in the “child seat” of a grocery cart and probably pissed on by one of my 3 cats!
I have officially committed to a shot of Vodka at 0337, on a Cyber Monday!
Yours Truly,
Smarterwiser
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